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Man, it's getting really hard to pick these caption contest finalists. It's like picking a favorite from among my children, except that I don't have to worry about a bunch of captions on other websites that I don't even know about.

I finally narrowed it down to these ten:




Join Humor-Blogs.com to get an avatar!  You don`t even need to have a blog!Jay said...

Diesel: "I swear I have the crappiest HMO in the world."




http://popeterry666.blogspot.com/Alex L said...

The first annual meeting of the I hate Thomas Kinkade association.


Join Humor-Blogs.com to get an avatar!  You don`t even need to have a blog!Fold My Laundry Please said...

Diesel's friends take Dungeons & Dragons VERY seriously!




Join Humor-Blogs.com to get an avatar!  You don`t even need to have a blog!Bunk Strutts said...

"Diesel, forget the midterms. The Chinese Chicks should be here any minute and you still don't have your Amy Winehouse costume on."



Join Humor-Blogs.com to get an avatar!  You don`t even need to have a blog!robin said...

Dude, for the last time I'm sorry, I didn't know she was your sister. Can you please stop pretending to ignore me and open my beer? Seriously, I have a goalie's glove for my hand and we all know Abe's useless with a pop-top can.


Join Humor-Blogs.com to get an avatar!  You don`t even need to have a blog!Carla said...

"Hang on a sec, I'm looking for that picture of you back in high school when you still had your horns."



Join Humor-Blogs.com to get an avatar!  You don`t even need to have a blog!carolinebender said...

HellBoy, "No, the 7th circle is pretty cool, actually. You have to call ahead to get that set-up, but you should totally come with us next year."



Join Humor-Blogs.com to get an avatar!  You don`t even need to have a blog!Deb on the Rocks said...

Diesel, come on, what we have is special and forever. I didn't mean to hurt you. Bringing Abe in will just spice things up for a little while, that's all. But it's up to you, baby, it's up to you.


http://acornking.blogspot.com/Acorn King said...

Dude, you totally bite it on page 19.




Join Humor-Blogs.com to get an avatar!  You don`t even need to have a blog!Sherri said...

"Here's to whoever wrote the words to Kumbaya."



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I'll announce the winner on Friday. As usual, the winner will get the In Your Face award and a copy of my book, Antisocial Commentary.

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2193800527534008798 Vote! 2008/06/#2193800527534008798 2008-06-24 Ok, folks, time to vote for your favorite caption. I'll post the winner on Friday.

Thanks to all of those who let me know that I left you off my caption contest standings. I'm obviously not so good with details. I'll correct the standings shortly.

And yes, I'm still planning on posting a pic of my car's clitoris. Hell, I might even wash the car. Patience, people.

Here are your caption finalists:

Brad "Wombat" Randall said...

The women are surprised to learn that the producers have added the character of "Mr. Tiny" to the movie.

scottsunderwater said...

Suddenly Cynthia Nixon's cast-mates understood her sexual preference

Brad said...

Specs and the City

Fold My Laundry Please said...

Finally! A room with enough lighting that my lenses don't look perpetually dark!

sage said...

Hollywood has just announced a sequel to Sex in the City, staring Diesel, making his début, in “A New Found Celibacy for the City”

Shelley said...

"Hey! Is that an original Thomas Kinkade? I'm so bidding on that."

McCafferty Himself said...

John McCain agrees to be Diesel’s friend on MySpace.

toadroller said...

In a unique and serendipitous moment in their long and diverse friendship, all four of the girls had the very same thought at the very same time but for vastly different reasons: "Who's the stiff?"

Deb on the Rocks said...

It was clear that Sex and the City had jumped the shark when they introduced country-bumpkin -with-a-heart-of-gold character "Ugly Cousin Heather."

sarah said...

The girls were shocked to meet a man that even Samantha wouldn't sleep with.

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