If I keep posting later and later in the day, eventually I'll be posting really early the next day, so you have that to look forward to.The picture kind of sucked this week too. Usually I do the picture the day before, so that I can look at it fresh before posting it. That gives me a chance to catch things that don't look quite right, like my complete lack of a neck. I was too rushed to do it right this time, but hey, that gave you one more thing to make fun of me for.
Mrs. Diesel picked the finalists this week, so at least you can't blame me for that.
And remember, this week the winner gets a copy of my book, Antisocial Commentary, just for funsies. So that should make up for me being such a lame-ass, right? Right.
Vote for your favorite below. I'll post the winner on Friday.
Fold My Laundry Please said...
Diesel laments the fact that Natalie could not afford to have shoulders sewn on
her dress.
renalfailure said...
Diesel caresses that which he has always desired: an actual neck.
Mark Jabo said...
"I don't know, I've never done LXIX before..."
sarah said...
Diesel thinks to himself - Is this the Boleyn girl or the other Boleyn girl?
Jay said...
Diesel: "Wait... Let me try one more time. Spock makes this look so easy."
ArmadilloTrader said...
One step closer to fulfilling his Bride of Frankenstein fantasy, Diesel says to
himself "and the bolts will go right about here."
Wendy said...
Donning his prototype of the first ever transition glasses, King Diesel
realized too late he groped the wrong sister.
Avitable said...
Diesel slowly works up the nerve to ask for the number of the Boleyn Brother.
stushie said...
By eliminating the competition, Diesel was crowned Prom Queen of 1536.
red mojo said...
King Diesel, preferring this much softer skin to that of his betrothed, began to ponder the possiblility of swapping their heads.
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