"Most of all, I'd like to thank our optometrists..."Mark Jabo:
Nominated for Best Picture and, in the lesser known category of Best Mattress Police Caption... "No Country For Old Men"ArmadilloTrader:
Out of nowhere, Diesel gets a brilliant idea for his sure-fire Oscar winning movie : "Raging Apocalypse Temple of Doom Wars"renalfailure:
And the Oscar for Worst Combined Eyesight goes to...kev:
Unable to fight the urge any longer, Diesel decides to give in to temptation and feast on Martin Scorsese's delicious brain..45:
The Hair Club for Men delighted this year in bestowing its coveted Golden Baldie award on a shocked and tearful Britney Spears.stushie:
Surrounded by his peers, Grumpy smiled at last when he was given the Oscar for best performance in "No Country for Old Dwarves."Tina:
In a moment Diesel would dip his head down and find out once and for all whether Academy Awards were made of chocolate, as he had always believed.VE:
Spielberg: "I don't know who he is either. I thought he was one of those Coen Brothers..."y not i:
A near perfect hand: Four kings and a joker.
Labels: Caption Contest, Inappropriate Card Day
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