Man, it's getting hard to pick these things. 160+ captions? Are you kidding me? I'm going to have to start holding runoff elections to pick the front-runners. Or maybe delegate the selection to some reliable group of people, like Iowa.Anyway, here are the finalists. Choose wisely.
Rickey Henderson said...
"But, my fellow Americans, what differentiates me from my competitors is that, unlike Congressman Diesel, I can unhinge my jaw and swallow my prey whole."
rjlight said...
Hillary: Deep and wide, deep and wide, there's a fountain flowing deep and wide.
MrFab said...
"Hillary, you ignorant slut!"
Qelqoth said...
During a press conference, Hilary Clinton launches a pre-emptive strike on Obama's street credibility by attempting to throw up some muthaf*ckin' gang signz.
crazy aunt bea said...
Diesel: Must. Stay. Awake.
Brad said...
All were in agreement that this was the weakest "Celebrity Jeopardy" in recent memory.
Mark Jabo said...
Hillary: ...I knew Ron Jeremy; Ron Jeremy was a friend of mine. Diesel, you're no Ron Jeremy.
Isaac said...
Hillary: I Did NOT have sexual relations with this man.
sparrow said...
Diesel resented being cast as "before" in Hillary's new penis enlargement infomercials.
CrummyJoel said...
Unbeknown to the national viewing audience Diesel was actually an animatronic puppet, similar to John Kerry four years earlier.
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