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Ok peeps. May I call you 'peeps'? No? Ok.

Anyway, here are the caption contest finalists. Once again, there were some great entries. Vote for your favorite and I'll post the winners on Friday. Have fun and good luck to each and every one of you, event those of you who have already lost. Maybe you'll find a nickel on your way to work or something.

The Finalists:

"We're very disappointed with your refusal to play Huey Lewis on this station."

- Jay



When asked what exactly his new position at Google entailed, Diesel was always vague, saying only that he was involved in "Competitor negotiations."

- the frogster


Jules: Say "diesel fitter" again. SAY "DIESEL FITTER" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf**ker.

Brett (off camera): What?

- crazy aunt bea



The Cat in the Hat was really sorry he'd let Thing One and Thing Two out of the box.

- Theresa



SLJ: Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the dorkiness of Diesel.

- Jami



That's it...we're sick of people bad mouthing our interracial gay relationhip. We're here, we're queer, you're dead!

- Kadi Prescott



Diesel realized that while it may not be completely legal for them to shoot Travolta, it was just punishment for having inflicted "Battlefield Earth" on an innocent movie-going public.

- sparrow



Sam Jackson : Rock, Paper, Scissors, LEAD, M*****F****er!!!

- Candace



We've come to get our wallets back. Mine says "Bad Motherf***er" and his just says "Buy My Book - Please"

- zogmama



"Next slide please....OK, note that the Study subject's hands have now swollen to nearly the size of their heads, making it impossible for them to release their firearms."

- Don



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