Wow, this was a tough one. Apparently the sight of me kissing a chimpanzee was enough to get my readers' creative juices flowing, so to speak. There were over 130 captions, and a lot of them were really good. It was so competitive this week that even Joel didn't make the cut. You should still buy his book, though, especially since today is your last chance to get a signed, discounted copy.There were a lot of newcomers among the finalists. Here are the ten captions that I finally settled on:
"You had me at hello...then you flung feces.."
- Brad
Diesel (thinking): I sure hope this isn't Cornelius tricking me....again.
- y not i
After the joint's umpteenth trip around the circle in a rousing round of "Pass the Marijuana Smoke from Mouth to Mouth" Diesel began to realize that maybe, just maybe, he was already high enough.
- Tina
Diesel: Don't get me wrong, Zira, I love that you have opposable thumbs ... it's just that you can't swing on it like it was a tree branch.
- Mark Jabo
Diesel is hoping that what happens on Planet of the Apes, stays on Planet of the Apes.
- McCafferty Himself
Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one was not one of them.
- Theresa
Zira: "Did you know I can peel a banana using just my lips?"
- Jami
"She needs just a pinch of oregano. And cheese. Lotsa cheese."
- Kim
Diesel: "Yes, I am Homo Erectus."
- Lord Likely
Ziras cries of "I need an adult" went unheard, and the most brazen case of monkey fondling in years went on uninterupted.
- Pope Terry
Humor-blogs.com is always up for some hot monkey lovin'.
Labels: Caption Contest, Movies, Science Fiction
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