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Ok folks, Mrs. Diesel and I have picked our favorites and now it's down to you, the voters. Here are the finalists:

the frogster:

Claire: Yes, your superstirring power is most impressive. Now can you use your superscrubbing power to get the spaghetti sauce off my ceiling?

katherine.:

When Claire asked Diesel to take her to the Prom...she didn't mean Carrie's Prom.

Theresa:

Claire: Making ketchup bottles explode with your mind, now what kind of superpower is that?

elasticwaistbandlady:

Suddenly Diesel felt the wrath of Claire rain down on him when he refused to pick her up some pads at Quickie Mart.

kev:

Diesel: "Don't worry, I have one of those Tide to Go stain removers in my pocket."

Deb:

Claire: Being the bottom of a pyramid is SERIOUS, Diesel! You will never cheer in this town or any other again!

Brad:

"Hell of a hangnail Hayden... hell of a hangnail..."

crazy aunt bea:

No one knew of Claire's other power until she finally started her period.

Mark Jabo:

Voice over announcer: (whispering)
"We're here at Adventure Zone, where we've secretly replaced the paint balls they usually use with live ammo....Let's see if anyone can tell the difference!"

renalfailure:

Claire: "So many midgets... so much blood..."
Diesel: "There will be more. There will always be more..."



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I also have to give Theresa the award for Most Captions Submitted and Most Obscure Mattress Police Reference with this caption:
Claire: Wow! So, you can identify anything you taste? Then tell me what's really in those McDonald's Quarter Pounders.
...which I can only assume is a reference to my Supertaster post (which also appears in my book, btw). Well done, Theresa!

Also, thanks to Anonymous for this heartfelt comment about my digital masterpiece: "wow that sucks, the lighting isn't even correct". Because after all, this contest isn't about having fun, it's about the use of correct lighting. You big douche.

I'll be back tomorrow with what we can only hope will be an original, humorous post.

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