Ok folks, now that you've all bought Joel's book, here are the top ten captions. Vote for your favorite below. I'll post the results on Friday. And since I did a shout-out yesterday, I guess I'll have to do an actual post tomorrow. Sigh.
Ol' Four Eyes.
Diesel was ejected from the rat pack after suggesting that, instead of "groovy cats," they should refer to themselves as "valleculated felines."
Diesel: Oh my god, I'm back in the early 60's! What if I run into my parents and I'm never born?
Who's the guy next to me with the terrible lighting?
That evening's game of "Guess Who's Sucking on Sammy's Glass Eye?" ended abruptly when Diesel-- daydreaming about the olive in his "martooni"--absentmindedly swallowed.
The Pack agreed that, despite strides made by Sammy, it would be another 50 years before the entertainment world was ready to hear Diesel rap.
Dean: Joey looks bad. I bet he's dead before any of us.
Everyone is in shock when Frank is voted off the island.
Diesel decided to go for the One Cheek Sneak.
Dean: "No, Sammy he might just make the cut. At least we got him out of the Jupiter t-shirt and he's learning how to scat."
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