Yes, it's that time again. Vote for your favorite caption below. I'll post the winners on Friday. Choose wisely.The Contenders:
Diesel: Where are those damn Adjutant Inspectors when you need them?
- Theresa
Diesel had misread the classified ad. He thought he was on his way to purchase a used Toyota Matrix.
- Joel B.
"Just do it like we planned it, Neo. Hard smack on left side of chin to make my head fit better on this body. On three: one....two..."
- Gawpo
After many hours, Diesel realized that by standing a little closer, his punches might actually reach.
- The Cloud
No, no, no, Diesel! THIS move is from "Dirty Dancing". You're doing some kind of Bruce Lee thing.
- Jami
Neo: Dammit man! Get it right this time! It's bump right hips twice, bump left hip twice to left.
- Hammer
Neo: OK, and this is called a pas de deux...dammit, are you doing that white guy dance again!?!
- the other Joel
Diesel: I swear to God, if you do that 'Lord of the Dance' routine one more time, I'm gonna slug you!
- Anonymous
Diesel: What do you folks think? Should I punch him for screwing up Constantine, or should I punch him for making The Lake House?
- y not i
"What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?"
- Jay
On another note, Lonie Polony recently mentioned that my blog seems to take a long time to load. Has anyone else noticed this? If it's a problem, I may need to remove some of the widgets. Let me know.
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