Okay, folks. Mrs. Diesel has picked her ten favorite captions. I'll post the poll results on Saturday.A few of you posted several really good captions, which Mrs. Diesel hates because when she's picked 10 I have to tell her "Sorry, you've picked 2 by ______ and 3 by ______." Then she has to eliminate 3 of them and find 3 replacements, when she really wants to be watching reruns of Scrubs.
Anyway, if you submitted more than one really good caption, you have only yourself to blame if she didn't pick the best one, because you made her cranky.
I'll be back with a new post about some damn thing tomorrow.
The Captions
Homer: Is he pinching my ass or stealing my donut? He better not be stealing my donut. D'oh!
- goldennib
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me from this guy, Superman.
- Theresa
Determined to explore every possible promotional angle for his new book, Diesel charmed his way into an untapped market: 'Antisocial Commentary : It's in your crack.'
- Jocelyn
Good God, have Clark Kent and Jimmy Olsen let themselves go.
- Joel B.
Homer (thinking to himself): "Help me Jeebus."
- crazy aunt bea
Mmmmmmmmm forbidden donut.
- justacoolcat
Homer is stunned to see that someone else came to the party dressed as Drunk Lecherous Superman.
- renalfailure
Homer (thinks): I didn't know Bart and Lisa could play the banjo!
- David
I'm just reaching to pull out my book you sat on so I can show it to everybody......again.
- elasticwaistbandlady
Homer, dumbfounded by the news that he only has, and has always only had, four fingers and toes, stares ahead. Diesel's attempt to console really doesn't help.
- charlotta-love
Humor-blogs.com wants you to buy my book.
Labels: Caption Contest, TV
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