I'm moving up the official publication date of Antisocial Commentary: From the Secret Files of the Mattress Police to Monday, August 13. I just received the final preview copy of the book, and it looks fantastic, if I do say so myself. This means that the last day to order a signed, discounted copy with free shipping is this Friday, August 10. So don't wait any longer. Pre-order your copy today. After Friday, you will have to pay the full price of $11.95 plus shipping. And I don't want to hear any whining about "can I get an autographed copy" after Friday, ok? This is your chance. Just order it. It's ten bucks. What are you, Gandhi or something? Just order the damn thing.
In case that's not clear enough, here's a link to the ORDER FORM. Click on the words "ORDER FORM." No, not the ones in quotes. Before that. There you go!
The order form will ask you for the name of one of the Marx brothers. This is so that I don't get deluged by "orders" from spambots who -- between you and me -- probably don't even know how to read. The form will accept Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo or Gummo. (Yes, there were five Marx brothers. Look it up.) It will also accept Karl, smartasses.
Oh, and if you're outside the U.S. and Canada: you can still order the book; I just wasn't sure how much shipping would cost. Odds are I'll be able to ship it at no cost to you, but I didn't want to guarantee it in case it costs $20 and a pair of Levi's to ship it to Kamchatka or wherever. Just fill out the form. I'll get you the book at a good price. I promise.
You will also notice that the ruggedly handsome gentleman in the photo above is wearing one of our popular Mattress Police t-shirts. These are available in a variety of styles and colors at the Mattress Police store.
Here, in fact, is a photo of Claire from Notes from a Wildcat fan wearing the same shirt. It looks a little different on her. Sorry about that. The letters are all wavy for some reason. It doesn't do that on me.
And here's another strapping young reader, showing off his Vincent Van Gobot Self-Portrait shirt. Looks good in red, doesn't it?
Peruse our entire selection at the Mattress Police store!
Wow, that's a lot of shameless self-promotion for one post. I'll be back tomorrow with a slightly less shameless post about the crack security at Barnes and Noble.
Oh, I almost forgot! Joel from Crummy Church Signs is filling in for me at the Humor-Blogs.com review site this week. Be sure to check out his reviews, and also read his hilarious post at Central Snark today!
Labels: Antisocial Commentary
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