Ok, folks. It's time to vote for your favorite caption. The winners will be posted on Saturday. I'll be back tomorrow with a post that won't suck nearly as much as yesterday's did.Here are the finalists, as selected by the lovely and infallible Mrs. Diesel:
- Sornie
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten! A KITTEN, Daniel... a kitten.
- crazy aunt beatrice
What I'm trying to say is that I want you to be shorter in this scene, right? But also taller.
- tina
Watch my hand. Look, I'm pointing. What am I pointing at? It's a mystery. And then BAM! here's the other hand, slapping you on the head. What did I say, Daniel? I said 'watch my hand.' Let's try it again.
- Diesel
Now This time I want you to think, 'clown', 'happiness', got it?"
- MyUtopia
"You say 'One for the money' and then give me sassy jazz hands. Then, directly into Camera Two, give us a 'Two to go' followed by a step-ball-change. Quickly, then, everso quickly, rapid fire out 'Three to get ready/Four to go' while hopping on your broom and leaning in front of the blue screen as though flying onto the field. This Buzzby Berkley-like Quidditch match finale will have audiences lining up for next year's Harry Potter Follies weeks ahead of time."
- Jocelyn
"Toying with Death's scythe again, aye, Harry? How many times do I have to tell you most accidents happen at home?"
- Glacial Spain
Don't glower at me you cash cow.
- Michelle
Diesel: Enough with the Strong Man gag already. I KNOW the statue's only styrofoam, but we need it to LOOK heavy Dammit!
- Candace
Dont' look now, but I must shield you from the creepy John Mayer guy who is giving you the eye.
- Erica AP
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