It's pretty darn funny, if I do say so myself. It's got over 50 of my best posts, with all the stupid boring crap taken out and some cool non-boring crap shoved in where the boring crap used to be. It's going to retail for $11.95 plus shipping and handling, but for a very limited time you can pre-order a copy for $9.95 with FREE shipping. That's like five bucks you're saving, which is pretty much like me buying you a Grande Carmel Machiatto and a cookie. Plus I'll sign it if you want me to and I can find a friggin' pen.
The book will be officially released on August 15, but you can pre-order it NOW.
To pre-order it, just go here and fill out the form. You don't have to pay anything right now; you'll get an email when the book is available with instructions on how to pay using PayPal. It's super-easy, trust me.
PRE-ORDER ANTISOCIAL COMMENTARY NOW!
The book contains all of your favorites, including:
- Harry Potter and the Inevitable Slide into Satanism
- The Force is Middling in this One
- Thee Eagle Has Landed ("What happens on Jupiter...")
- Brilliant! (James Blunt's Songwriting Journal)
- Mixed Fruits and Metaphors
- Don't Make Me Angry
- Congratulations on Your New Testicles!
And just to prove that this is an actual book and not just something I made up in Photoshop to screw with you, here's a PDF excerpt. You'll need a PDF reader (like Adobe Acrobat) to read it.
Thank you for your support. And a special thanks to all my fabulous blogger friends who helped me throw this little shindig. You guys rock. And don't be surprised if you get a little token of my appreciation in the near future....
Also, sorry to be lame, but my wife and I are taking off for a few days to celebrate our 14th anniversary, so I have to leave the party a little early. Please help yourselves to whatever's in the fridge. I'll try to drag my ass back here in time for Friday's caption contest, but it might turn into Saturday's caption contest this week.
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Labels: Antisocial Commentary
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