Yes, it's that time again. Mrs. Diesel has picked her favorites, and now you must vote for the caption you like best. Just like last time, I threw a dozen or so of my own captions into the ring, and one of them made it into the finals. The winner gets a signed digital copy of the photo, unless the winner is me, in which case I get all of your souls and a copy of the Beatles' White Album. Get your vote in by this Friday, and I'll post the results on Saturday."Diesel, I want you to live your life. I want you to be happy. That's all I've ever wanted. I want you to try and grow up to be the kind of person that would've made your mom proud. Okay?"
Keifer: "It's on Monday nights. Won a ton of Emmys. One of Fox's top rated shows..."
Diesel: "Huh... Nope, never heard of it."
- Howard
Jack: Repeat after me, "No more fountains until the indoor plumbing is installed!"
- Michelle
"It's like I'm looking in a mirror", thought Diesel.
"It's like he's looking in a mirror", thought Jack.
- neva
"Ok, ok, I'm sorry I called Audrey a googly-eyed monkey baby!"
- Diesel
" I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but I'm pretty sure the jumper cables you clamped on to my nuts are supposed to be hooked up to a car battery."
Look, I don't have time to go out and get another. The bag was marked with my name, hidden way in the back of the 'fridge... by God, you're going to tell me, who ate my sandwich!
Jack: Let's get this straight...you put a plastic playhouse on a platform in a tree... your son's nickname is Climber... and you thought WHAT, would happen?
- Robin
Kiefer: FOR THE LAST TIME, I say, "Knock, knock ..." and YOU say, "Who's there?"
- wyo
Kiefer: "OK - let's go over it one more time: Only when I put the paper towel over your nose and say 'Blow'. THEN you blow your nose."
- Jami
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