M. Night: See? The ink is running! It's ruined! Water destroyed my report!Read the rest here.
Teacher: Well that's stupid. You should have bought some better paper, or some less runny ink or something. You'd think if you went through all of this trouble, you'd make a report that wouldn't be destroyed by something as simple as water.
M. Night: Shut up. Just shut up.
Teacher: Roooooaaaaaar!!
M. Night: What the--!?? Teacher!? You're a bear!!!
Teacher: I have been a bear all along! Roaaarrr!
As people begin killing themselves en masse, the movie quickly shifts from Shyamalan’s all too familiar stomping grounds of Philadelphia to the all too familiar Pennsylvania countryside setting that we’ve seen a bazillion times before in his movies. We wonder, does this guy ever leave the state? Is this a Roman Polanski type of situation where he’ll be arrested on sight for making shitty narcissistic movies if he travels outside the state of Pennsylvania?Read the rest here.
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