We went to Seaworld for Christmas. That’s a story in itself, but for now I’ll just post this pic that demonstrates once again that I have the most beautiful children on the planet. I know, you think your kids are cute, but my kids are like BAM! PYCHOW! They’re all up in your grill with their cuteness.
We also went up into the mountains to play in the snow. This is what Mrs. Diesel and I look like a few minutes before I’m going to slam into her on a sled at thirty miles an hour and she doesn’t talk to me for the rest of the day.
These photos prove nothing except that I’m the BEST UNCLE EVER.
One time we went to the beach. I always get pensive at the beach. Here I’m thinking, “God must have a HUGE salt shaker.”
Here’s Mrs. Diesel looking sultry at the beach. Here she’s thinking, “I can’t believe you used that picture. I look so ugly in that picture.”
One time I took a bunch of meth and stayed up all night building the Sydney Opera House out of Legos™.
And Mount Rushmore.
And this walrus. I only had enough Legos™ for one tusk.
Our house progressed, largely due to the fact that rather than trying to help with the construction over the past few months, I stuck to my strengths: writing insanely large checks.
And that’s all I have for now.
See you on Friday for the caption contest.
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