Ok kids, in case anybody is still around after yesterday's distasteful rant, I thought I should tell you that tomorrow is the last day to purchase my book, Antisocial Commentary, at the low low price of $9.95 with free shipping. So really you should order it right now, because if you wait until tomorrow you'll forget. You know how you are.Thanks to everybody who has bought the book so far, especially Mark Jabo, who seems to be planning a Very Antisocial Christmas. I mailed the latest batch out on Monday, so if you haven't gotten it yet, you should be very soon. If you don't, please send me an email at diesel - at - mattresspolice.com.
Oh, and for those of you who tried to buy the book only to have PayPal threaten to charge you $3.00 for shipping -- sorry about that. I've fixed the form now, and I've refunded the people who overpaid. And for those of you who are morally opposed to PayPal for whatever reason, send me an email and I'll give you my address so you can send a check. If the envelope is postmarked by 12/14, I'll give you the discounted price.
And now, some more quotes from people who have enjoyed Antisocial Commentary:
"I just finished the chapter 'Bills and Other Pests' and I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a piece of writing."- LOBO from Predator Press
"He really is a very funny and clever writer. And depending upon how fast you read, this book could easily be consumed in one very entertaining evening."- Jeff from View from the Cloud
"If you like to read well-written, humorous blog posts, you will enjoy Diesel's book."- RT Rider
"From the first page, where you are introduced to how the whole thing started (“…with a sea turtle”), to his ranting on music (“What bothers me about ‘Sexy Back’ is while it sounds like it had about twenty-eight producers, not one of them remembered to bring the melody.”), to his thoughts about war (“It surprises me how few wars are fought in the name of evil.”), to arguing with his wife about what to call a group of zombies (“She thought for a moment. ‘A groan, I think.’ ”), it is non-stop hilarity."- Chris from Angry Seafood (review from Nothing to See Here)
"You will surely want to buy a copy of Antisocial Commentary no matter what. It is the funniest book you will read this year and maybe for all-time. Diesel is that funny.
"Look out Dave Barry, you finally have some competition."
"Get your hands on a copy today."- Theresa from The Rain in Spain
"Yes, this book is an offense to the natural order of humor. Yes, it’s unfair to third world humorists who lack access to literary stacking technology, but in the end all that really means is that I read it with guilty laughter and a measure of self-disgust."- Brent from the Ominous Comma
"THIS BOOK IS HILARIOUS."- Lisa from I Don't Think It's Going to Rain
"I laughed out loud every few pages and I chuckled more often than not between every flip. More importantly, the book is very, very readable. To collect 150+ pages from hundreds of posts and have it flow from start to finish is quite a feat. All in all, this is a good read and an anthology worthy of purchase.- Sinister Dan from The Reasonable Ego
"The number of chapters devoted to hard core pornography and scrotal abuse were really out of place, but I understand they’ve been taken out of the current version."
(I had to include Dan's comment again, because last time he insisted that I left out 'the best part.')
Ok, so you get the idea. It's funny. You should buy it. Right now.
I'll be back tomorrow with another edition of the famed Mattress Police caption contest.
Ain't no scrotal abuse at humor-blogs.com.]]>