I've said before that I think that Crummy Church Signs has the highest laugh-to-word count ratio of any website I've come across. I think it helps to have grown up with a church background to appreciate some of the confused theology and Sunday school cheesiness, but how can you not laugh at a sign that reads "The size of the tool doesn't matter in The Master's hand" ? (Joel's commentary: "But it's a whole different story if you ask Mrs. The Master.")For a limited time the book is only $10.99 with FREE shipping, and Joel will autograph it for you! This offer is only available until Nov. 6 at the Humor-Blogs.com store. After that, the price will go up to the regular price of $12.99 PLUS shipping (and no signature...).
Joel sent me a draft a few weeks ago, and Mrs. Diesel and I were laughing ourselves silly over these signs.
Still not convinced? How about this: Joel is giving all the proceeds to charity. As Joel says:
With all the psychological damage that these crummy signs have inflicted upon the world, it's time for them to start doing some good. That is why I am donating 100% of my proceeds from the sale of this book to Compassion, a Christian advocacy group for underprivileged kids in third world countries.Come on, how cool is that? You get a signed copy of a hilarious book at a phenomenal price, you get to support a blogger who provides endless entertainment both on his site and here (Joel is a perennial finalist in the caption contests), and you get to help poor kids. What are you waiting for? Buy your copy today!
I'll post the caption contest poll tomorrow. If you buy the book.
Compassion is our middle name at humor-blogs.com. That's what the "-" stands for.
Labels: Books, Shout-Outs
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