A description of my blog. http://www.my-site.com 1257614089251102808 Mattress Police T-Shirts! 2007/06/#1257614089251102808 2007-06-22 Due to overwhelming demand and free time, I've designed three Mattress Police t-shirts, now available at my online store. The three designs are:







The classic Mattress Police design. Useful for identifying yourself as a member of the Mattress Police during raids or while you are unconscious. Shirt is bulletproof.*

"I'm going to have to pull rank on you. I'm with the mattress police. There are no tags on these mattresses."





Vincent Van Gobot: Self Portrait.

The very first work ever produced by the Mattress Police robot mascot, Vincent Van Gobot. Order now, and he'll throw in the antenna that he ripped off to impress some chick.**



And, of course, inspired by our very own Captain Bill, captain of the fastest spacecraft shaped like an overripe banana in our solar system, the shirt that will make your Martian friends green with envy.

"What Happens on Jupiter Stays on Jupiter... mostly because of the crushing gravity."



So what are you waiting for? The first 100 people who order get a free ziplock bag filled with raisins.*** VISIT MY STORE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!


*Shirt may not repel bullets propelled by a gun or other projectile device.
**Not really though.
***This is just an outright lie.


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