Man, it was tough picking my ten favorites this time. I had to exclude some really good captions to keep it down to ten. Cast your vote and then check back this Saturday to see the final results. Hopefully I've got the poll settings configured so you can actually see the damn voting button this time. Let me know if you have any trouble voting.
One housekeeping item before I get to the finalists: I have FINALLY finished reading Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid by Douglas R. Hofstader suggested by Wolfe from Wolfe's Musings. That's right, I haven't forgotten about the Lamest Contest Ever. I've just been really busy lately, and that book was 700 freakin' pages long. I will be posting my thoughts on GEB at Central Booking tomorrow. I have moved on to Foreigner by C.J. Cherryh suggested by Claire from Notes from a WildCat Fan. Hopefully this one will only take a week or two. Why the hell hasn't Snoopy shot down that damned Red Baron yet?!?
Damn it Roger, I told you to upgrade from the "snag the passengers with a grappling hook from a biplane" fare!
Rog: I can't believe you peed in the pilot's goggles.
Diesel: Why do you think he hasn't shot us yet?
Thornhill ran for his life, not knowing that Diesel had hired the pilot to drop 45 water balloons on him. What a birthday present this would be...
The pilot had despaired of ever finding a likely landing strip. Then he spotted the top of Diesel's head.
- Jocelyn
Dude, next time you wanna dine and dash at the nudie bar down by the airport, let's not do it on chimichanga night. I think I'm having a freakin' heart attack.
- Sher
Ice cream man!
Ice cream man!!
ICE CREAM MAN!!!...
Oops, sh*t. He's coming back. Run for it!
"Maybe we should have tried south by southeast."
- G
Diesel: No, Roger, I don't think it IS "just an itty bitty wittle model."
- Candace