A description of my blog. http://www.my-site.com 8601045398134089387 Super-Ego 2007/05/#8601045398134089387 2007-05-16 "Hey, man, what's going on?"
"Oh, nothing. Just sitting here trying to sort through some of this stuff."
"Same old, same old, huh? Wow, what a mess."
"It's always like this. You're just too busy to notice most of the time."
"What is all this crap?"
"This is all my stuff. Comic book characters, science fiction novels, philosophical theories, movies... everything."
"What do you need all this stuff for?"
"I don't need it. I just like having it around. Anyway, you're not one to talk. You're in here every other day ransacking the place, trying to find some obscure reference to string theory or the Hulk or something."
"Chicks dig that stuff."
"Yeah, whatever."
"You know, it wouldn't kill you to get out once in a while yourself."
"Nah, that's your thing. I like it in here."
"I've noticed. Hey, is there something wrong? You seem a little down."
"Did you see Mrs. Diesel's post the other day?"
"Uh, yeah..."
"She called me a jerk."
"That's what you're upset about? That was a great post, dude. It was hilarious. It really showcased your sense of humor."
"Your sense of humor."
"She also said you were really smart."
"Yeah, well, she was probably talking about you there too."
"I don't think so. You're the one who writes all the sensitive essays about religion and stuff. I'm the one making the smartass comments all the time, so it was probably me she was calling a jerk."
"Hmmm, I suppose that's true."
"Besides, what's so bad about being called a jerk? I called you an assh*le in my post the other day, and you didn't seem to mind."
"No, I called you an assh*le."
"Really? Well, I didn't mind."
"Of course not. You don't give a shit what other people think about anything."
"Damn straight. It might do you some good not to be so sensitive, you know."
"One of us has to have a little sensitivity. We don't want to alienate everyone around us."
"So huddling here in the dark sorting through fragments of Kierkegaard and episodes of the A-Team is your big plan for making friends?"
"Yeah, I know. It's kind of pathetic. I just don't care for getting out and talking to people."
"You mean you don't care for people."
"They make such a mess of things! Just when I start to get things straightened out...."
"Dude, you need to chill. People aren't that bad. You just need to get out there and show them who's in charge. Crack jokes, keep 'em guessing. If you make people laugh, they can't help but like you. And if they don't, screw 'em!"
"Wow, you really are well adjusted, aren't you? You've skipped right from social butterfly to sociopath."
"Ha! You made a joke. See, there's hope for you."
"I'm trying to lighten up a little."
"Nice job on that."
"Thanks. Hey, maybe your personality could use a little tempering too. You can be kind of harsh, you know."
"What do you mean?"
"That thing about 'punching up the middle'?"
"What? I was just giving her some constructive criticism on the story. It needed some help."
"Dude, it wasn't a 'story.' It was your wife, telling you about her day!"
"Her day was boring."
"People don't live to entertain you."
"Why not? I entertain them."
"You're an assh*le."
"Yeah, you said that earlier."
"Seriously, can you just try to say something nice once in a while?"
"Ugh. How about if you do that?"
"I try. You always interrupt with a joke. Like that thing about the racetrack?"
"Hee hee. I love that joke. Go to your happy place. Vroom vrooooooommmmmm!"
"Sometimes I think there's something a little wrong with us."
"Nah. It's everybody else. Friggin' people."
"So who's doing the post today?"
"I'll do it."
"Oh boy, another serious post. People are going to lose interest."
"No, it'll be good. I have an idea for doing sort of an internal dialogue between two halves of Diesel's personality."
"Sounds like more fun than a bucket of monkeys. Just do me a favor, would you?"
"What?"
"Put a few funny lines in there, for me."
"I'll try."
"Cool. You're not such a bad guy, you know."
"Yeah, well you're still an assh*le."
"I know."


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