I won't bother to explain the Battlestar Galactica parts; suffice it to say that it's a show you should be catching up on with Netflix. And if you don't have Netflix, well, may God have mercy on your soul.
Many of you somehow failed to realize that one of the pics in the side-by-side comparison was a rather handsome actor and the other was me. This leads me to believe that either I'm a lot better with Paint Shop Pro that I thought, or you people really aren't paying attention.
So let me step through this with you:
This guy is an actor named James Callis, in a promotional photo for Battlestar Galactica:
This is me, doing my darndest to look as handsome and furrowed as James Callis:
This is the same pic, with the color sucked out and a cool sci-fi background added, for easier comparison to the James Callis promo shot:
Are you with me so far? Good.
Now here is what I would look like if I really did have James Callis' hair:
I know, not pretty, huh? This confirms my suspicion that my attempt to look like James Callis by growing my hair out was misguided.
What's even worse is that it's unlikely my hair would look that good. For one thing, it doesn't seem to be creeping forward on my scalp as I had hoped. But let's say I get implants to bring my hairline back to 1993 levels. I'm afraid that even if I gave my hair another 6 months, I would probably end up looking like this:
Yeah, Billy Ray Cyrus called and he wants his hair back. And while we're at it, 1998 called and it wants this joke back.
And finally, for Candace and Ann, the Jean-Luc Picard look:
I can put the bridge of the Enterprise in the background if you think that will help.
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