A description of my blog. http://www.my-site.com 7178345180481396888 Another Slick Idea... 2007/03/#7178345180481396888 2007-03-05 You wouldn't think that someone who has spent the past 14 years living with me would have trouble coming up with tears, but for some reason Mrs. Diesel has chronically dry eyes. For this condition she uses eye drops called "artificial tears."

There are, of course, also lubricants designed for other parts of the human anatomy. Well, the label doesn't say anything specifically about human anatomy, but if you're confused as to what species of animal you should be lubricating, then chafing is probably the least of your problems. And if your wife catches you, she's not going to need any artificial tears.

Anyway, this got me thinking. If there's a market for artificial tears and the like, what about other bodily fluids that people might not have enough of? Yo, get your mind out of the gutter for half a second and try to stick with me. Thanks.

I'm thinking about those of us with chronically dry throats and nasal passages. There must be something for us, right? Surprisingly, there isn't. This inspired me to once again retreat to my underground lab and devise a product to meet this need. It took me nearly three hours to perfect the recipe and another 45 minutes to dummy up the label in Photoshop. Introducing:



Remember, if the label doesn't say Flem™...

IT'S NOT!


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