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There is one place you do not want to end up, and that is a medium security prison. From what I've heard, minimum security prisons are pretty posh, and you can potentially meet some pretty important people, like Michael Milken or Martha Stewart. Maximum security prisons at least carry a certain bad boy cachet. But nobody wants to read a book by someone who crashed a stolen minivan and ended up doing six years at Podunk Medium Security Facility. Medium security prisons are for people who either aren't very motivated or don't have enough of a life to bother escaping. I think we can dispense with the barbed wire. No way these guys are going to scale a ten foot wall.

Today's Dispatch: If you're considering a career in crime and you're not smart enough to go white-collar, make sure you swing for the fences.


This one's a real problem case. Lock 'em up in humor-blogs.com and throw away the key.

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