Claude Monet: Was forced to paint water lillies without his glasses on because he lost a bet
Michelangelo: Wanted to cover some water stains on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel with pictures of "cool Bible dudes"
Leonardo daVinci: Painted himself and fraternity buddies as Jesus and disciples at the Last Supper as a college prank
James Joyce: Wrote Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man to mess with his 7th grade English teacher
Vincent Van Gogh: Too drunk to draw convincing clouds so he filled the sky with "swirly stars"
Francis Ford Copolla: Wanted to make a movie in the Phillipines because he felt like he "really needed a vacation" after The Godfather
Pablo Picasso: Was trying to get back at a demanding client who asked for portraits "from three different angles"
Ludwig von Beethoven: Intentionally wrote four crappy symphonies so that by the fifth one people would say he was "really making progress."
George Lucas: Spent 20 years working on The Phantom Menace (Whoops, how did that one get in here?)
Charles Dickens: By the time he got to Oliver Twist, was just trying to see how "Dickensian" he could get
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