A description of my blog. http://www.my-site.com 3863170397604097299 Thursday Shout-Out: Say No To Crack 2006/11/#3863170397604097299 2006-11-16 I'm starting a new feature: The Thursday Shout-Out, in which I present a post inspired by (or possibly stolen from) another blogger. Up first is Say No To Crack, a repository of "Humor for All Ages." Today's post was inspired by a post by Anita Bath about Crazy Celebrity Names.

Celebrities are known for picking nutty names for their babies, like "Apple", "Rumer", or "Moon Unit". That's cool with me, because most celebrity offspring are bound to be drug-addicted delinquents anyway, so they might as well have crazy-ass names. I'd like to suggest, however, that celebrities work a little harder to pick names that reflect the likely personality or fate of the child, rather than just picking the name of their favorite fruit or interplanetary vehicle. Here are some suggestions:

  • Drunken Wannabe Willis-Moore
  • Disappointingly Average Cruise-Holmes
  • Toothy Pencilneck Paltrow-Martin
  • Heroin Timebomb Cobain-Love
  • Senator Kennedy Schwarzenegger-Shriver
  • Chastity (Snickers) Anderson-Lee
  • Ward O. TheState Houston-Brown
  • Moody Vegan Wright-Penn
  • Awkward Silence Allen-Yi
  • L. Ron Travolta-Preston

Try it yourself, it's fun!

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