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It Goes to Sleep or It Gets the Hose Again
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2006-11-15
When my wife and I were first married, we had a cat named Luther. Luther was a big black lump who, despite being about a hundred years old, was in fact the best cat ever. Occasionally Luther, like all cats, would get some crazy idea in his head about suddenly needing to be on top of a particular piece of furniture. So one night, while my wife and I were sound asleep, Luther jumped on top of our dresser and, being a rather large and clumsy cat, proceeded to knock over everything on the dresser as loudly as possible. I sat up halfway in bed, trying to decide whether it was worth the trouble to get up and shoo Luther off the dresser. My wife, who was apparently a little more groggy than I, sat up and took a quick look around. Seeing something moving in the semi-darkness, she reached out and gave me a decisive slap on the back of my head, issued a firm "NO!" and fell back to sleep.
I was so surprised that I didn't tell her she had slapped the wrong cat until the next morning. I probably deserved it anyway.Labels: Anecdotes
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