A description of my blog. http://www.my-site.com 8483253541521413160 Making the World Safe for Bureaucracy 2006/10/#8483253541521413160 2006-10-25 You may have noticed there have been some changes around here. The Mattress Police are getting organized.

In an effort to further the cause of unfettered mattress inspection and ultimate world domination, we are establishing a strict organizational hierarchy of mattress inspection-related offices, effective immediately. The policies and procedures regarding this new organizational structure are spelled out in exquisite detail here. If you have more questions you would like answered after reading that, well, then you're way more interested in this little project than I am. Maybe get a hobby.

I am, and will remain, the sole Chief Mattress Inspector, as long as I have two cerebral hemispheres to rub together.* I am the decider.

The highest ranking non-hereditary office in the MP organization is that of Adjutant Inspector. Currently there is only a single Adjutant Inspector, that honor belonging to Central Snark. Why? Because I find them amusing, mainly. Also, they were the first non-porn related site to link to me.

The importance of the Deputy Inquisitors is evidenced by the fact that while they are technically outranked by the Adjutant Inspectors, they receive exactly the same salary. The Deputy Inquisitors act as friendly emissaries of the Mattress Police, like Angelina Jolie or the Nazgul. Currently this role is filled by:


The thankless work of the Matress Police would be marginally more difficult were it not for a bevy of Cooperative Citizens. In order to protect their identies, I will not list them all here, but rather refer you to the link list to the right. Also, check out the Colluding Coteries, organizations which are part of the shadowy underworld of mattress inspection.

To view the complete list of officials and/or review the ranking guidelines, please visit the Mattress Police Academy. If you think you should be on this list and you aren't, let me know. I'm kind of an idiot sometimes.

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*An interesting side note: My shame spiral moves clockwise in the southern hemisphere, and counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere.


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