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I Wonder If He'll Miss Me
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2006-10-19
Well, I'm back down to 8 MySpace friends after coming to the harsh realization that Tom isn't really my friend, except maybe in the sense that Winston makes a friend on the last page of that book that's also a Van Halen album (Can't be too careful here - The viewscreen works both ways). In case you don't know, Tom is they guy who started MySpace, so everybody starts off with Tom as their friend. Kind of like when you move to a new school and everybody is a little suspicious of you except for the retarded kid who wants to be friends with everybody.
I don't have much else to say right now. Hey, you can't force this stuff. It's not like I'm writing Nickelback songs or something. Speaking of which, here's an open announcement to the people who keep requesting Nickelback on radio stations everywhere: If you really need to hear Nickelback right now, buy the freakin' album. Otherwise, you're just going to have to wait 10 minutes like the rest of us.
I did receive a message from another MySpace user who didn't actually want to be my friend, but invited me to read his Very Serious Blog. It was about life and important stuff like that. He had black and white photos of himself looking like he was thinking Very Serious Blog thoughts. I started writing a VSB once, but I couldn't even get Tom to read it. And this is back before he had a billion friends, and we lived together at college. Me, Tom and Shawn Fanning. Just three guys and a dream. Three dreams, actually. Unfortunately mine was about a purple unicorn that turned into Blair from The Facts of Life. Stupid pointless no-money-making dream.
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