1. An FBI agent investigating the bombing of an office building in a major American city is stunned to find out that explosion was not the work of the CIA or a neo-Nazi organization, but of Islamic extremists who want to destroy America.

2. A ten year old boy runs away from home to escape his abusive, alcoholic parents, who are named Phil and Steve.

3. A Catholic priest who has dedicated his life to helping inner city kids stay out of gangs turns out to be neither a pedophile or a homosexual. In another surprising twist, he does not face the choice between honoring the sacrament of confession and letting a murderer go free.

4. A cynical, washed up lawyer regains his faith in humanity and the legal system by winning a mulimillion dollar class action suit that forces a children's hospital out of business.

5. A brilliant, hard-working entrepeneur fights off accusations that he cares more about profits than jobs, and succeeds in building a small bicycle shop into a Fortune 500 company that employs thousands of people.

6. By some fluke, an "ordinary guy" becomes President of the United States. Not beholden to any "special interests," he simply does what he thinks is best for the country. To his surpise, his "common sense" policies cause the stock market to crash, and unemployment rates soar. Sensing weakness, terrorist organizations attack dozens of key targets in the U.S. simultaneously. Economic chaos ensues, and order is only restored when a military coup ousts the President.

7. A Baptist preacher who travels throughout the South saving souls turns out to be neither an alcoholic, an embezzler, nor a womanizer.

8. With only seconds remaining before he is to be executed by lethal injection, new DNA evidence proves that a death row inmate is, in fact, guilty of brutally killing 16 people.

9. A man who is confused about his sexuality finally comes to a painful realization: He is a heterosexual who has been victimized by constant media portrayals of homosexuals as well-adjusted, successful, and attractive.

10. An anti-Communist "witch hunt" in 1950s Hollywood uncovers a KGB plot to spread propaganda through American movies and television. The conspirators are forced underground until the 21st century, by which time all of their ideas have already been used.

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